A Fool named Jess

nat-20s:

“what’s your dream job??” Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don’t have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world’s specialist little princess

thunderpibb:

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

isawken:

POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true

filmsrobin:

if u think abt it melanie lynskey is the best person ever

jesuscrab:

i think some of you pepole need to think about what you are saying

leolaroot:

neolesbian:

i get that its popular but has anyone thought about how fucked up the truman show is? like it was really funny last week when he tripped over that bird but think about it… he doesnt know…

okay if you care so much then don’t watch 🙄 people are always whining about the show but I knowwww you’re tuning in. besides he’s never known anything else at this point it’d be cruel to end the show. like what are they gonna do? just release him into the wild?

allthingsmustpass1970:

they should do emmys for gifs

americangirldollwho:

(via pardonmyappearance)

alarmingpenguin:

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banans13:

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.